
So i have recently left school forever now. I cant believe my school life is over - i don't know whether i should be happy or sad. I remember my first day of year 7 - i completely embarrassed myself by tripping over the step in the hall in front of everyone. *hides face* WHY DO I ALWAYS EMBARRASS MYSELF IN IMPORTANT SITUATIONS.

So on leavers day we had to go to our morning lessons. MINE WAS DOUBLE MATHS.
MY LAST EVER LESSON AT SCHOOL WAS MATHS!!!!! (pls feel sorry for me). Then the whole year got shoved into the dining hall where we all took pictures with people we didn't necessarily like, never really spoke to and people we couldn't really care less about. Apart from me because i like everyone ;) But i did have a picture with my favourite teacher though. I would marry him but he is already married. And also had a picture with my sort of form tutor because everyone says he is a pedo - there words not mine, so i wanted to remember him. However he does live out his nickname in the picture of us. He has his arm around me with a massive pedo grin (he could just be being friendly...)

The school managed to break the bank and afford to give us free cookies and plastic cup of squash
aww they went all out for us. Me being me, i took advantage of this situation and ate them until i felt like i was going to gain type 2 diabetes (i am really not sure and surprised i dont have diabetes, i am the laziest person you will ever meet.
Seriously, if i won a medal for being the laziest person, i would send someone to go collect it. And i also live off sugary foods I CANT HELP IT I NEED THEM AS MUCH AS THEY NEED ME!
So then we went into the hall for the leavers assembly, where our head teacher gave some bullsh*t speech about how great we are, i kinda expected it to turn into the speech gilbert gave on the inbetweeners movie. People in our year did performances in all fairness they were great. Most of them all sang. I thought they were all great especially as i sound like a strangled cat drowning. I am honestly terrible my best friend always laughs at me when i sing - we have a banterous relationship.


So i never cried once until i hugged one of my bestfriends who i have been friends with my entire high school life. All of our memories just came flooding back #gaaaaay. But then i had to man up and stop crying because i was having a nose bleed. I EMBARRASSED MY SELF ON THE LAST DAY OF MY HIGH SCHOOL LIFE BY HAVING A BLOODY
NOSE BLEED (see what i did there ;))
I quickly felt better because i was off to pizza hut,
to again take
advantage of the unlimited buffet. Then there was my leavers house party, but that is another story. That party has memories that i wont ever forget.