#wildnights

I haven't really wrote a blog in a while so #yolo #fish i will write a blog about Saturday night bc it was the only interesting thing i have done in ages tbh its not that interesting but i will make it sound fab or some what. (i dont even know why i have a blog because i have know hobbies, talents or interests. It was going to be like an online diary but a fish lives a more exciting life)

okay so after many boring weekend nights staying in with my family watching the whole box set of final destination i decided to go to this night club? is that what it's called?  club? bar? pub? small room for dancing with bar in the middle? < yeah we will go with that.  Yeah well any way it's called vagabonds. Surprisingly this wasn't my first experience of a night club! ikr shocking. Back in the Pulse days... tbf Pulse was sick... i do kinda miss it but don't tell anyone from where i live. It used to be good but  it has a bad stigma. Chavs invaded it so now your seen as a chav if you go. 

It started it at 8 so we started with pre drinks (#yolo #fckdapolice #thuglyf) at Amy's house. I felt like some sort of spy sneaking my moms skittle vodka (btw thats so nice - you have got to try it) Basically my mom like made it a month ago but i think i hope she has forgot about it. OMG I KEEP GOING OFF TOPIC! My friend charlotte put whisky in a hair serum bottle haha. It tasted of soap due to her putting it in the dishwasher. omg i love charlotte and her strange behaviour.

We got there via Terry's taxi aka amys dads car at half 8 because we didnt want to be to early but not to late because from experience from pulse there used to be a massive que to get in. Strangely no que for Vagabonds. I got my first impression from asking one of the staff where the cloak room is and them telling me that i probably wont be needing it! I was like what have i done. Any carried on in. IT WAS A PROPER INBETWEENER MOMENT. There was me and my friends and about 10 other people and a heavy metal band playing live!!!!!

So after paying £3 to get in i was determined to have a good time. I was drunk and just wanted to dance, but do you know hard it is to dance to heavy metal? But i did pretend i was a guitarist in a rock band. As there was not much else to do being the rebels we are we decieded to try and get served. IT WORKED. I was so happy i paid £3 and went.

Luckily after a while more people came. So after my confidence boost from a good pal aka vodka shot i went a spoke to random people that i have seen on twitter and facebook or just randomers. And i met so many lovely people. When i went to the toilet i made friends with a group of girls. One of them recognised me off twitter. I honestly felt like Justin Bieber or something. But i felt so bad because i didnt recognise her.

About 10 they started playing songs that people actually knew. I remember Hey Ya by Outkast came on and abit of gangnam style came on.  So everyone was dancing but you could hardly move. But omg this boy would not stop stalking me and my friends he would follow us every where, it was really weird. Then a metal song came on and the dance floor just cleared quicker than a primark sale.

To top the night off we got over charged by a rude taxi man. Wheres terry's taxi when you need him? He told us that we looked 14 then charged us £15 when really it should have been £8.

But i did have a good night i will never forget some of the memories that were to explicit to write about haha.

Lanzarote

Everyone seems to going going on or recently been on a holiday, and it makes me so sad. I have to wait until October (i feel bad for moaning because some people aren't going on holiday at all) So i thought i would share my holiday memories with you from last year in Lanzarote.

This was my most memorable holiday ever. It was absolutely hilarious and eventful. I ticked off some things that was on my bucket list, like a banana boat. I was absolutely pooing my pants before i was on it. It also didn't help that the weather was abit crappy; the sun wasn't out. So of course i was moaning that i would be cold if i fell off into the say - WHICH I DID OF COURSE. I was the only one who fell off out of  7 people ageing from 11-50. It was so embarrassing to. As i fell off, my bikini bottoms came down and my dad was behind me *hides head in shame* But i swear i only fell off because my dad was holding onto me for dear life, he is the biggest wimp i know. However it was one off the best things i have ever done and i wish it was a bit more lethal so other people fell off so i didnt look stupid, but hey-ho. I really wanted to try parasending though

Another item on my bucket list that i completed was swimming in the rain (it's not very 'bucket listy' but it's something i have always wanted to do) We had a few days of rain so everyone raced into the beach hut bar, so it was really cramped. So i thought i am not letting the rain spoil my fun, and any way i would already be wet from the pool so i jumped in the pool in the rain with my cousin. It was so much fun like the pool was a lot warmer with rain. Shortly after me being adventurous,  other people decided to copy me, because you know i am a role model.

The resort we went to, we have been there for times now (i feel like the Garby's from Benidorm) Any way the year before we went last time, we made friends with one rep's oooo friends. And he was still working there when we went last year. I love him so much he is dutch and we taught him english sayings and that and we taught him about Gary Glitter. So any way he embarrassed me and my cousin by making us dress up and host the kids mini disco. (I put it on my CV as a cheeky bit of work experience haha) But it was all good fun. I just remember looking into the audience and Chloe's (my cousin) drunk grandad standing on the table clapping and cheering. I also got voted by the kids for the most embarrassing costume, thanks vinny. So a standard holiday night really.

Also this was the holiday where i have been most proud of myself. I LEARNT TO DIVE. I never thought i would ever dive, thats the reason why i quite my swimming lessons. My 11 year old cousin taught me to dive... oh dear haha. So watch out Tom Daley.

Unfortunately i got a bloody ear infection so i had to visit a Spanish doctor who was German My mom told him i do German at school. So he started speaking fluent German to me. I kn0w iM g0oD but iM n0t d4t gUd. Luckily i got the infection on the last few days so it was all rainbows and sunshines. I also got to miss the days off school when i got back to england. PRAISE THE GOOD LORD. I just felt like a tictac box with all the tablets i had to take.

On the whole it was a fantabulous holiday. I had so many good memories. And i hope this year when i go to Tunisia with my best friend it will be just as good or even better. Fingers crossed.

sd

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Party's

So i went to my best friend Amy's birthday party on Saturday and it has made me think of my experiences of parties i have been to.

Okay so at one of my house parties i remember drinking bubble bath. YES bubble bath, what was i thinking? I was pretty gone that night but i remember it tasted vile and i felt it all bubbling as it went down my throat. I thought i was going to die. But i remember it made my breath smell so nice so then i went round getting everyone to smell my breath. Jesus, I'm so weird.

At another house party i drink hair serum, this time it didn't do it deliberately. One of friends thought it would it would be funny to sneak it into my drink.

Oh how love my family parties and their love for wacky dance moves. We always seem to do dance offs. And my dad always does his dad dancing *cringe* However my dad always thinks he is apart of diversity or something. Omg that reminds i tried to convince people i auditioned to diversity at amy's party.

I remember going to a wedding receoption and it was unbelievably shit. The dj was about 60 no lie. And he started stripping to song 'i gotta feeling' by black eyed pea's. And the dj actually played 'teddy bears picknick. So you can imagine that party.

At one of my friends family partys, me and some of my friends climbed on top of the roof and pretended we was on the titanic.

I will never forget this drunk woman judging what i was wearing. M8 yur 50 nd dr3ss3d lyk 21 sooooo...

And i will always remember my childhood parties at Mc donalds. I cant believe the don't do them any more. I remember we was playing musical statues at MY party then i got excited because my nan had just arrived. So the woman stopped the music as i shouted NAAAAAN. I was out. i was furious. i cried.

My week

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Summer wish list

1. Get a tan

2. Camp out
3. have lots&lots&lots of BBQ's 
4. Swim at night with glow sticks (completely pointless but hey ho)
5. have a picnic
6. take a walk round a park i haven't visited 
7. watch a film outside
8. go to a great party
9. have an adventure
10. try something new
11. make loads of memories
12. take loads of photos
13. make a new friend 
14. carve my name into a tree
15. read a book
16. have a bonfire 
17. do something daring 
18. volunteer at a charity shop
19. wash a car with a friend
20. go strawberry picking 
21. make a friendship bracelet  
22. Have fun!!!!

Facts about me

Here's just a bunch of random facts about me that you probably don't care about. 

1. I can touch my nose with my tongue - My greatest achievement 

2. My proudest moment was when I learnt to dive on holiday last year. 

3. I'm currently in a bikini waiting for the sun to reach my garden so I can sunbathe. Hurry up!!!!!!!!

4. I'm 5'5 

5. My first film I ever saw in the cinema was Rugrats in Paris 

6. Twitter is probably the only thing I have ever been committed to and stuck to 

7. Yesterday I saw chubby woman's vagina in the changing rooms. (I went swimming)

8. I did cheerleading for 6 and half years. I wish I still did it 

9 I have always wanted to be able to do the splits but never been able to. 

10. I have never been to London and I live 2 hours away - I'm a deprived child :(

11. I love going abroad

 

12. I used to go to France for the day all the time as a child

13. I have been abroad to: Lanzarote, Feurteventura, Spain, France, Germany, Belgium and Turkey. 

14. I have never been abroad with just my mom, dad and brother - I go away roughly every year 

15 I'm going to Tunisia in October with my bestfriend woooooo (gosh I have put a lot of facts about going abroad - I love it that much)

16. I'm scared of fish

17. I have never broken a bone 

18. I want to get my teeth whitened when I'm older 

19. I desperately want my bedroom redecorated. I want it to be all cute with fairy lights and that 

20. I have always wanted a tree house but I would probably never use because I'm afraid of spiders. 

Trip down memory lane

Omg I have had one of the best nights in ages. I have lived like a child. I really let my child side out tonight. 

I went for a family BBQ mmmmm food!!!! But then ended up 'playing out' with the kids on the road. They ranged from 6-16. There was a 7 year old who was a little shit. He chucked a bloody bottle at my head. I asked if he had ADHD. But no he was just a little shit 

I haven't done this much running in years. I played bulldog where I got very competitive and started to cheat and pretend I never got tagged. Then this kid had a go at me so I replied "I get a second chance because I'm so shit at this game"

I have had such a laugh tonight. So thank you to those kids ;) NOT IN A PEDO WAY. And thank you sunshine for being you. Love you sun x x x

Good bye School!

So i have recently left school forever now. I cant believe my school life is over - i don't know whether i should be happy or sad. I remember my first day of year 7 - i completely embarrassed myself by tripping over the step in the hall in front of everyone. *hides face* WHY DO I ALWAYS EMBARRASS MYSELF IN IMPORTANT SITUATIONS.

So on leavers day we had to go to our morning lessons. MINE WAS DOUBLE MATHS. MY LAST EVER LESSON AT SCHOOL WAS MATHS!!!!! (pls feel sorry for me). Then the whole year got shoved into the dining hall where we all took pictures with people we didn't necessarily like, never really spoke to and people we couldn't really care less about. Apart from me because i like everyone ;) But i did have a picture with my favourite teacher though. I would marry him but he is already married. And also had a picture with my sort of form tutor because everyone says he is a pedo - there words not mine, so i wanted to remember him. However he does live out his nickname in the picture of us. He has his arm around me with a massive pedo grin (he could just be being friendly...) 

The school managed to break the bank and afford to give us free cookies and plastic cup of squash aww they went all out for us. Me being me, i took advantage of this situation and ate them until i felt like i was going to gain type 2 diabetes (i am really not sure and surprised i dont have diabetes, i am the laziest person you will ever meet. Seriously, if i won a medal for being the laziest person, i would send someone to go collect it.  And i also live off sugary foods I CANT HELP IT I NEED THEM AS MUCH AS THEY NEED ME!

So then we went into the hall for the leavers assembly, where our head teacher gave some bullsh*t speech about how great we are, i kinda expected it to turn into the speech gilbert gave on the inbetweeners movie. People in our year did performances in all fairness they were great. Most of them all sang. I thought they were all great especially as i sound like a strangled cat drowning. I am honestly terrible my best friend always laughs at me when i sing - we have a banterous relationship.

So i never cried once until i hugged one of my bestfriends who i have been friends with my entire high school life. All of our memories just came flooding back #gaaaaay. But then i had to man up and stop crying because i was having a nose bleed. I EMBARRASSED MY SELF ON THE LAST DAY OF MY HIGH SCHOOL LIFE BY HAVING A BLOODY NOSE BLEED (see what i did there ;)) 

I quickly felt better because i was off to pizza hut, to again take 
advantage of the unlimited buffet. Then there was my leavers house party, but that is another story. That party has memories that i wont ever forget.