Party's

So i went to my best friend Amy's birthday party on Saturday and it has made me think of my experiences of parties i have been to.

Okay so at one of my house parties i remember drinking bubble bath. YES bubble bath, what was i thinking? I was pretty gone that night but i remember it tasted vile and i felt it all bubbling as it went down my throat. I thought i was going to die. But i remember it made my breath smell so nice so then i went round getting everyone to smell my breath. Jesus, I'm so weird.

At another house party i drink hair serum, this time it didn't do it deliberately. One of friends thought it would it would be funny to sneak it into my drink.

Oh how love my family parties and their love for wacky dance moves. We always seem to do dance offs. And my dad always does his dad dancing *cringe* However my dad always thinks he is apart of diversity or something. Omg that reminds i tried to convince people i auditioned to diversity at amy's party.

I remember going to a wedding receoption and it was unbelievably shit. The dj was about 60 no lie. And he started stripping to song 'i gotta feeling' by black eyed pea's. And the dj actually played 'teddy bears picknick. So you can imagine that party.

At one of my friends family partys, me and some of my friends climbed on top of the roof and pretended we was on the titanic.

I will never forget this drunk woman judging what i was wearing. M8 yur 50 nd dr3ss3d lyk 21 sooooo...

And i will always remember my childhood parties at Mc donalds. I cant believe the don't do them any more. I remember we was playing musical statues at MY party then i got excited because my nan had just arrived. So the woman stopped the music as i shouted NAAAAAN. I was out. i was furious. i cried.