Lanzarote

Everyone seems to going going on or recently been on a holiday, and it makes me so sad. I have to wait until October (i feel bad for moaning because some people aren't going on holiday at all) So i thought i would share my holiday memories with you from last year in Lanzarote.

This was my most memorable holiday ever. It was absolutely hilarious and eventful. I ticked off some things that was on my bucket list, like a banana boat. I was absolutely pooing my pants before i was on it. It also didn't help that the weather was abit crappy; the sun wasn't out. So of course i was moaning that i would be cold if i fell off into the say - WHICH I DID OF COURSE. I was the only one who fell off out of  7 people ageing from 11-50. It was so embarrassing to. As i fell off, my bikini bottoms came down and my dad was behind me *hides head in shame* But i swear i only fell off because my dad was holding onto me for dear life, he is the biggest wimp i know. However it was one off the best things i have ever done and i wish it was a bit more lethal so other people fell off so i didnt look stupid, but hey-ho. I really wanted to try parasending though

Another item on my bucket list that i completed was swimming in the rain (it's not very 'bucket listy' but it's something i have always wanted to do) We had a few days of rain so everyone raced into the beach hut bar, so it was really cramped. So i thought i am not letting the rain spoil my fun, and any way i would already be wet from the pool so i jumped in the pool in the rain with my cousin. It was so much fun like the pool was a lot warmer with rain. Shortly after me being adventurous,  other people decided to copy me, because you know i am a role model.

The resort we went to, we have been there for times now (i feel like the Garby's from Benidorm) Any way the year before we went last time, we made friends with one rep's oooo friends. And he was still working there when we went last year. I love him so much he is dutch and we taught him english sayings and that and we taught him about Gary Glitter. So any way he embarrassed me and my cousin by making us dress up and host the kids mini disco. (I put it on my CV as a cheeky bit of work experience haha) But it was all good fun. I just remember looking into the audience and Chloe's (my cousin) drunk grandad standing on the table clapping and cheering. I also got voted by the kids for the most embarrassing costume, thanks vinny. So a standard holiday night really.

Also this was the holiday where i have been most proud of myself. I LEARNT TO DIVE. I never thought i would ever dive, thats the reason why i quite my swimming lessons. My 11 year old cousin taught me to dive... oh dear haha. So watch out Tom Daley.

Unfortunately i got a bloody ear infection so i had to visit a Spanish doctor who was German My mom told him i do German at school. So he started speaking fluent German to me. I kn0w iM g0oD but iM n0t d4t gUd. Luckily i got the infection on the last few days so it was all rainbows and sunshines. I also got to miss the days off school when i got back to england. PRAISE THE GOOD LORD. I just felt like a tictac box with all the tablets i had to take.

On the whole it was a fantabulous holiday. I had so many good memories. And i hope this year when i go to Tunisia with my best friend it will be just as good or even better. Fingers crossed.